Blemishes

I looked in the mirror and critiqued myself. Not in the "I'm fat. Wahhh!" kind of way but in a "what is actually wrong with me" kind of way. This is what I found:

1. I have a bunch of little baby hairs that like to stick straight up out of my head and never seem to grow out.
2. I have a bunch of new pimples, including one on the side of my lip that is extremely painful for a little pimple.
3. The burn on my tongue still hasn't gone away, probably because I keep picking at it with my teeth.
4. I have chest acne. Ew,
5. I have two hives on the underside of my right boob. More on my body than my boob actually. Damn stress.
6. I am itchy and starting to peel on my stomach from my sunburn.
7. My nails suck. I blame it on being home. I kept them real nice for school.
8. I have a huge painful bruise on my foot. For a bruise to remain on my body for this long, it had to have been hard. It still hurts to wear sneakers.
9. I have mosquito bites everywhere and consequently I have scabs everywhere from scratching them too hard for too long.
10. I have random bruises from everything on random parts of my body.
11. My right knee hurts from putting too much stress on it and from slipping in the kitchen at Bella.
12. My left shoulder hurts from what feels like a bruise but isn't visible from the outside. It's been a few days with the same kind of pain. Wierd.
13. My back kills.

Maybe this is complaining. I don't care. This is my safe haven. My own private complaint department. If you don't like it, don't read. Who am I kidding? I'm talking to myself...